Starbucks is the Devil
Won't say what led to this thought, but it just dawned on me that soon one will not be able to take liquids anywhere on public transportation. The obvious benefactor? Starbucks!
You know that the sale of themos bottles has been lackluster and since they've not been able to cash in on that end of the coffee-to-work smuggling operation, they have found a way to end it. Hindsight is 20/20, but you would think that we might have figured it out sooner that Starbucks is the real force behind international terrorism, financing the whole thing out of customer drug addiction.
Too bad international terrorism isn't funny. This could have been a good monologue.
You know that the sale of themos bottles has been lackluster and since they've not been able to cash in on that end of the coffee-to-work smuggling operation, they have found a way to end it. Hindsight is 20/20, but you would think that we might have figured it out sooner that Starbucks is the real force behind international terrorism, financing the whole thing out of customer drug addiction.
Too bad international terrorism isn't funny. This could have been a good monologue.
posted by JB | 5:10 AM
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